What spaceship wins in a race: The Millennium Falcon or the USCSS Nostromo? Can the Gunstar from The Last Starfighter outrun the Drone Ship Max from Flight of the Navigator? Samus and Master Chief are in their own ships going full throttle in opposite directions — which of them turns into an old man first? Who gets all the chicks, Gil Gerard or Dirk Benedict?
The answers to these questions and more can be found in this ridiculous chart. This ought to settle many a bar bet, assuming you go to really nerdy bars.