ON MY BRAIN: December 15, 2004
was trying to think earlier tonight about the perfect Holiday wish to
come up with for all you guys that end up reading my silly assed blatherings
each week--or when I get them up each week--and I have it. (See picture
MAY TAKE OUR LIFE, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!"
Heart is one of my favorite movies of all time, but I always wondered
if you'd really be able to do with all that freedom if you were dead?
I know, I know--I do get the statement, (Mel Rules!) it was just an
excuse to come up with some "space taking up text" for this
cool shot I took of a "Brave Heart" sword I bought at the
San Diego Comic Con last summer that I still have stuck in my lawn.
this is cool, a local artist in LA (I'm such a loser for not having his
name available right now) did this wicked cool body casting of Julie.
He tricked it out with the designy things around the edge, and I can wait
to nail it…to the wall. I'll tell you there's nothing better than
having Julie, and a Julie sculpture hanging around the studio. Yeah baby.
Cunting Christmas!" Whoops--I think I flipped over the wrong photo--right--these
are some new shots Julie discovered that were taken for Halloween at the
Playboy Mansion. The first shot is of me (duh) trying on the mask that
Julie bought for me. Could also make a cool Santa mask I'm thinking…|
next shot is of me in all my glory--sure to capture the eye of everyone
at the mansion--if only my wife could come up with something better than
going as a Paris Hilton look alike. Man, no body will be looking at her….
OR WILL they be looking at her sister Lizzy (on the left in the next photo)
the exceptionally lovely Shae Marks (in the middle) and what's her name
on the end--see I forgot her already! |
FLASH! FLASH! It seems we're putting the peanut gallery asleep--(next
image--duh) so I better make the next photos extra cool!
here you go--I've got Santa nearly by the balls, and what do I make
him say? "Happy cunting Christmas" and a "Fucking Killer
New Year!" I do love it when Santa talks dirty--especially when
it’s a tall broad in a skimpy Santa suit saying it! Shit, did
I say my secret Christmas wish out loud?
up we have a supper secret Heavy Metal website exclusive--Simon and
I have decided to get into the shoe business and have REALLY come up
with the perfect line, that will be all the crazy in the Holiday 2005
shopping season. "Cock Shoes" and "Cunt Slippers!"
I mean really kids, why not put your feet into something you really
love? The next two shots show me in full design mode, discussing the
critical nature of fashion design and presentation with a clueless Simon,
and the next shot when he gets it, and starts beating out some cool
the end we did an entire "Fall Line" that included dresses and
much, much, more--but I'll save that for a future "What's On"
section. Looking forward to any thought you kids might have on this cool
new line. |
enough screwing around for this week--I'm beat beyond beat--and off
to NYC this week to cut a deal on a new Julie Book--can't wait to share
the news on that one with you soon--and I need to sleep now.
that, I want to share a photo of Julie and I doing that "lovie"
stuff, but we both want to wish you the happiest Holidays, and hope
you have a fucking kick ass New Year!
legal advisors require me to tell you that there are all new updates
on most of the main sections, that we've been selling tons of the
75 new pieces of original art posted recently--(and there's more going
up shortly)--so you better check them out, and buy yours today, and,
and, and…shit, look around the site--I can't even keep up with
all the new videos and books KR's been posting--so look around and
buy your family and friends something twisted and cool for them from
ya bye…more soon…Kevin Eastman