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Posted
on June 8, 2004
 Look
at this silly TWAT! Yes, that's me in picture one, 24 fucking years
ago! Man, I don't think I even had pubes then! This was taken when I
was working on the coast of Maine right out of High School. The lovely
young lady with me is Halina--a great love of my life--she was "pre
med" I was an idiot, and she wisely stayed clear of me--mostly--we still
keep in touch to this day.
Why the
old photo? Sunday I turned 42, thought I'd dig out some old picture
to embarrass myself, much like I did on Sunday. My friend Randy brought
me a 1942 bottle of Tequila, and my friend John brought me two bottles
of Johnny Walker Blue. Most of the rest of the day was a bit of a blur.
I saw some of the photos taken, and decided it should stay a blur and
decided not to run any of them. They made the "Two Drunk Idiots" section
look tame. |
 Progressing
down the lane of goof, here's a nifty one, image two--people ask why I
always wear a bandana--here ya go--check out those fucking bangs! I think
I'm going to go shave my head. |
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 The
next picture goes out to my best buddy in the whole world, someone who
I would love have had here for my Sunday birthday madness. At least
when the two of us are together it deflects some of the "idiot-ness"
over two people, and Julie gets pissed at both of us, and not just me!
Like in Spain for example, another place I'm thrilled the cameras got
lost. Hey speaking of idiots, here's the perfect example of what most
likely would have happened if Simon was here on Sunday. Inflatable doll
fun!!!
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 Picture
five? Fuck it--just thought it was a great photo to show, being the all
American guy that I am! Some days are just plain fun around the house,
especially when Julie's doing a photo shoot with Mara. |
 King
for a day! What the hell with this photo too. This was from a movie Julie
was shooting, and I got cast in--at the time of the shoot it was called
"Rock and Roll Cops" and I don't think it ever came out. Why a movie called
that, has me in a king suit could be the reason. That and the fact that
they asked me to be in it. |
 Picture
seven pretty much yells "Raw Sex" to me. What a hunk, what a stud, what
a…a TWAT. I already got the Michael Jackson hair mess going, another
reason for the bandana, and was about 20 pounds lighter. When Julie and
I first got married I weighed 150 pounds--I'm pushing 200 these days--I
guess that is why god made the "clapper" and all the commercials we see
of people using it are old people in bed. |
 Alrighty
then, I don't know why I scanned this one either, I'm getting sick of
looking at me as well, and this section of the site is supposed to be
all about me. Nice jacket though, I used to be able to fit into that 40
pounds ago--I think I'll go find it and send it to my sister. |
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 Last
shot of the day kids, and the perfect one to leave you with--I call
it "V for Victory" and that pretty much sums the whole update this week
up. Sorry to drag you all down memory lane, when you're done vomiting
go hang on the site--BUT, because I usually spend my Sundays finding
and scanning pictures for you, and this past Sunday I was blind stinking
drunk--there's nothing new to see! Ah, the perfect chance to go back
and look at some of your favorite past images.
With that
said, I'm off, and as always thank you for popping by for a visit--I
promise all new updates next week, specials, and YES--I will get my
sorry ass back up on the message boards to chat.
All the
best,
Kevin |
